The best thing in the pack, which by this point was not a high bar.
It is a caramel apple sucker in Oreo form - spot on, almost impressive. Very heavy on the apple, in a green, sour, Jolly Rancher direction rather than anything that ever grew on a tree. There’s a real candy-like quality to it that makes eating more than one hard work.
I originally called it an eight. That was wrong, and I said so on camera: I was grading it against the disasters sitting next to it rather than against Oreos generally. Marked down to a six.
I’d eat it. I wouldn’t buy it.